The cephalopod biomass is now greater than the human biomass. We don’t know how many there are or how big they get. We are NOT ready. Play it smart.
UPDATE: The Kraken has been found alive and we’re celebrating with a new shirt!
Photo by Scott Beale (Laughing Squid)
Our shirts are on American Apparel Standard Women’s (size chart) and Men’s (size chart) shirts.


